RAFAEL VAN DER VAART

Today is the turn of Dutch footballer, Rafael Ferdinand Van Der Vaart, nicknamed Raffie.  He was born in 1983. Van Der Vaart's preference lies with the "older woman".  He married model and actress, Sylvie Van Der Vaart, who is 5 years older than him.  And she's ridiculously hot which is so annoying. He plays for Real Madrid and says his favourite position is central midfield (as opposed to the reverse cowgirl). Anyway, if you're wondering why his first name is Spanish it's because his mother is from Spain, but he actually grew up in a caravan park in the Netherlands living a Gypsy life. Van Der Vaart hosts an annual "Street soccer tournament" in his home town of Kennemers for young kids - which he had to cancel this year because he is going to be here for the World Cup. 

   

DAVID BECKHAM

We all know that David Beckham, aka "D-Beck" as Snoop calls him, is not in the starting line-up for the World Cup - but we don't care because he is the hottest English football player ever! He's a self proclaimed neat freak and is a bit OCD e.g. when he vacuums he says he has to do it in straight lines.  The same straight lines you find on the pitch at Wembley. He cheated with his nanny, Rebecca Loose, which brings us to an interesting observation regarding the English Team:  If there had to be a World Cup for sex scandals England would win it.  They would beat Argentina who have 3 publicised sex scandals, one of them being Diego Maradona who regularly cheated on his wife.  They would also beat Brazil with 5 sex scandals (Remember when Ronaldo was caught with transvestites?)  David, along with Ashly Cole and John Terry, bring the number of England's sex scandals to 11 and still counting!  But they might be looking to lift a different trophy when the World Cup begins in 41 days' time! 

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