How cool is this....does it ring true?
If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises
wearing their most revealing underwear.
- If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing
St. Patrick’s Day parade...at any time of the year.
- All grocery shopping bags contain at least one loaf of French bread.
The ventilation system of any building is a perfect hiding place.
No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building without difficulty.
Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.
A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a pretty nurse cleans his wounds.
When paying for a taxi, never look at your money. Just pull out a bill or two and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.
If a killer is lurking in your house, it’s easy to find him. Just relax and run a bath even if it’s the middle of the afternoon.
All single women have a cat.
Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the
steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.
It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a martial arts fight.
Your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one.
When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your room
will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.
Dogs always know who’s bad and will naturally bark at them.
No matter how badly a spaceship is attacked,
its internal gravity system is never damaged.
If there is a deranged killer on the loose, this will coincide
with a thunderstorm that has brought down all the power and phone lines in the vicinity.
All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with
large red readouts so you know exactly when they’re going to go off.
It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.
Revolvers will fire at least ten or fifteen times without reloading.
If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps and join in with you.
So I have been checking out some pretty interesting Top Ten lists for all sorts of things, Weird Band names, Top Ten Tear Jerker movies, Top Ten blue eyes etc...
So I thought I'd leave it up to you to come up with some of your own. I'm making mine right now...so join in with your fave top ten
My Top Ten Favourite Foods
1. Crab Curry
2. The Grilled Prawn Special from Ocean Basket
3. My mum's fish curry
4. Leighs secret chicken chip dish
6. Cheesecurl chip saamie (it's my newest addition)
7. Aloo Paratha (Potato in a roti basically)
8. Prawn curry
9. Slap chips from that new takeaway I discovered in Florida
10. Chicken wings, the spicy hot wings
My Top Ten TV shows
2. Amazing Race
3. Grey's Anatomy
4. 30 Rock
5. Saturday Night Live
5. Jay Leno/Conan O Brien
6. Ellen DeGeneres
7. Ugly Betty
8. The Apprentice
9. Ultimate Survival with Bear Grylles
10. Desperate Housewives/ Lost..oh my word..I love that show!
But I also love these ones, Two and a Half Men, Fools and Horses, Myth busters, How It's made, Deadliest Catch, Oprah, Coconuts..gosh and then there's Will and Grace,..
Okay TEN IS NOT ENOUGH FOR ME!....start your lists
Britney Spears got the title last year, Mickey Rourke this year, and Maybe Michael Jackson might just get the title later this year….but only one car is going to own that title now…
For comeback kid….The VW Scirocco. If you’ve owned either the Mark 1 or Mark 11 Version of this coupe back in the 70’s and 80’s,
then this new version in my opinion is one of the top 30 cars you have to drive in your bucket list!
The name Scirocoo is Italian for Wind! It is the hot, sultry wind that blows from Northern Africa into Europe!
This car envelops all History and Hotness in every respect .
The new generation sets itself apart from its predecessors in many ways. The three door hatch garnered the most amount of stares of any car I have test driven.
It’s sleek, modern and very sexy in its design and one of the most notable features is that the Volkswagen emblem has shifted up from the front grille to the bonnet,
and makes way for cleaner lines and a chance for you to appreciate its engineering.
I was asked mostly if this was the new Golf 6, as people were so blown away by the vehicle, and I proudly said no….Old Generation, …very new parts!
Don’t mistaken this car for any you have driven in the Volkswagen range, this one is special and holds it’s own in the sporting category!
VW has always stuck to making reliable and affordable cars, this might be a little pricy, but buy it for its history and it’s promise of offering you safety, comfort
and an imaginative drive.
The 2 litre TSI coupe handles supremely at a top speed of 133 and compared to its first generation, this is super fast, it got me from 60 -100 Km in about 3seconds.
It challenges all corners with ease and even if you’re new to speed, trust me, one drive in this, and you will handle that paddle shift like a race pro.
The Interiors are plush, comfy, and spacious for two in front and two in the back. I particularly loved the wonderful lumbar massage I got.
I couldn’t find a cupholder, but really, don’t bother, you will not need it. It has simple, elegant touch screen radio/cd shuttle and is rounded off with the usual trimmings.
But what most impressed me with this car, is that it is more than a head turner, it will blow your hair back with its prowess, you will not tire of it,
and it will tickle your fancy everytime you get into it! This one is a keeper!
NEW POLL COMING SOON!