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Ginger Editors Forum’s Sias du Plessis had to cancel his meeting with the Human Rights Commission this afternoon. The meeting was going to be outdoors in the sun, gingers can’t handle those conditions.
Random drug tests at schools could soon be a reality. Some of the kids are pissed off, and others only arrive at school after 10, by then the drug testers have gone to the labs.
And in your finance – expensive urine will fail the drug tests.
NEWS TO USE OR LOSE - THURSDAY
The Human Rights Commission looks into the Ginger Editor’s Forum.
Now that the Ginger Editors Forum has been exposed, it will in all likelihood be forced to open its doors to other people. G.E.F. spokesperson, Sias du Plessis has been silenced by the Commissioner of Gingers, Marcia Cross, so no comment is available.
The United States Embassy in Belgrade has been set alight by dozens of Serbs protesting the recent declaration of independence by Kosovo. Most of the staff in the embassy were very confused, they thought they were on a set for the next Jerry Bruckheimer movie.
And in your finance – Ginger currency will never materialise.
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