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NEWS TO USE OR LOSE - TUESDAY

POSTED BY GARETH-CLIFF, FEBRUARY 19, 2008 01:19 PM | PERMALINK | 0 VOTES

It’s budget day tomorrow. Trevor Manuel can’t wait to joke about sin taxes and references to Thabo Mbeki’s pipe smoking.

Irvin Khoza used the “k” word three times at a press conference yesterday. He said, “Stop thinking like a k……” He tried to put it into context, but it was still a sin.

Kosovo and Serbia are deciding whether they like each other or not.
Unless they have oil, or affect American foreign policy, nobody else seems to care.

And in your finance – our fiscal is almost at an end, so it’s almost the beginning of our next fiscal.

NEWS TO USE OR LOSE - MONDAY

POSTED BY GARETH-CLIFF, FEBRUARY 18, 2008 11:12 AM | PERMALINK | 0 VOTES

ANC President Jacob Zuma is about to marry his 27th wife. Wife 1 to 12 are upset. Wife 16, 23, and 24, don’t know about it. And the rest are non-plussed.

Kosovo managed to break away from Serbia this last weekend – and Paul McCartney managed to break away from Heather Mills. The latter was slightly more expensive. McCartney had to pay Mills $55 million.

Heidi Klum has invited Britney Spears to come stay with her and seal, in order to recover. Klum has vast experience in drug abuse, as well as bulimia. She was a model for many years.

And in your finance – Heidi Klum and Seal are not opening their house as a B&B, It’s too much of a commitment. They’re just trying to help Britney.