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NEWS TO USE OR LOSE - THURSDAY

POSTED BY GARETH-CLIFF, MARCH 27, 2008 02:40 PM | PERMALINK | 0 VOTES

Reserve Bank governer Tito Mboweni says that times will get tougher before they get better, so be prepared. Commentators are speculating that Mboweni is referring to his new diet.

Three Italians have been arrested for forcing a Bulgarian girl to swim in a tank of freezing water infested with piranhas, as a circus act. This is shocking! Piranhas are used to warm water!

Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson have gone public with their rekindled romance. So no suicide-watch for the time being.

And in your finance – the interest rate is on the brink of going up, but at least Tito feels bad.

NEWS TO USE OR LOSE - WEDNESDAY

POSTED BY GARETH-CLIFF, MARCH 27, 2008 02:34 PM | PERMALINK | 0 VOTES

Chairperson of the National Assembly's Portfolio Committee, Butana Khompela, used the k-word yesterday in Parliament. First Irvin Khoza, now Khompela. Who's next? This could become a new buzzword.

Amy Winehouse’s neighbours are moving out. They can’t handle that ambulance coming around all the time. It's so noisy.

2008 years ago today, women in Rome were banned from driving chariots. (205 BC). That ban has been lifted, because nobody drives chariots anymore.

And in your finance – a new buzzword will not cost you your position in government, but don’t try it in any other facet of life.

THE HOLLYWOOD REPORT WITH JENNIFER SU

POSTED BY GARETH-CLIFF, MARCH 27, 2008 02:32 PM | PERMALINK | 0 VOTES

Paris Hilton rocked SA! And the Hollywood Report was right there, front n centre! She looked amazingly fresh... remembered me from Asia... and gave me a big hug. We're looking forward to her next visit! Check out the FB photos...

Meanwhile, her sidekick Nicole Richie is designing bling! She's into her own line of costume jewelry, baby clothes, and a fragrance called "Eau de Brest"... dedicated to breastfeeding baby Harlow...

Britney Spears' TV sitcom "How I Met Your Mother" garnered the highest ratings ever for the show at 10.6 million... well done! Daddy is still keeping a leash on her $$... and sis Jamie Lynn is sporting an engagement ring!

The squabble over Heath's will continues (all for the sake of his baby, of course!)... Ashley Tisdale of HSM did not get a second nose or boob job... and Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem swapping spit!