NEWS TO USE OR LOSE - THURSDAY
According to a survey, one-quarter of married couples in Japan have not had sex in the past year. This particular sector of the married Japanese community were having sex last time there was an earthquake, and don’t want to take any chances.
Two tabloid newspapers have apologised to the McCanns for baseless headlines accusing them of killing their daughter Madeleine. The McCanns are happy with the apology and the 500-thousand pound settlement. But it still won’t get rid of that foul odour coming from their basement.
And in your finance – you will need money to get My Coke Fest tickets. Stop asking for free tickets.
NEWS TO USE OR LOSE - WEDNESDAY
Snoop Dogg wishes that the public would buy music from unattractive artists, or at least from artists with a criminal record.
DMZ claims he has never heard of Barack Obama, apparently he doesn’t follow politics. On the other hand, he has heard of Dick Cheney, because he does follow the oil industry.
And in your finance – Eskom’s request for a 53% increase is not an April Fool's joke two weeks early.
HOLLYWOOD REPORT WITH JENNIFER SU
Well, The Hollywood Report spoke to Benji Madden... who says she is... Not...coming... Of course that could be just to throw the press off... there are a few problems, mainly that 30 Seconds to Mars vocalist Jared Leto, is a former bonk of PH... though ya never know, she might jet in at the last minute!
The LA Commish has ordered Britney Spears to pay K-Fed 375,000 USD to cover his legal fees... she's been hanging with Mel Gibson... maybe for an upcoming film role as "Joan of Arc"!!
Halle Berry's new baby has a mouthful of a name: Nahla Ariela Aubry... like Gareth said, let's just call her "Halle's baby!"
Heather Mills, now the equiv of 400 million Rand richer -- is commuting to America as much as possible... Mucca's upcoming gigs include a re-appearance on Dancing with the Stars -- and judging Miss USA in LV on April 11th.
Enjoy My Coke Fest and take some photos of Paris for me if she shows!!
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