Another bad day for Britney (could it get any worse??? Answer: 
yes!!!!!!) (sorry to my Facebook friends who are SICK of hearing me 
talk about her!) Her manager (Jeff Kwatinetz of the Firm, with Brit for less than a month) and two lawyers (Laura Wasser and Marci Levine) quit too. Then Brit's former bodyguard Tony Barretto testified in an LA court that Brit does drugs in front of her kids. With no one left to defend Ms "Gimme More", the California Court has ORDERED Britney to take random drug and alcohol tests twice a week... one major step closer to her losing her kids! 

Dave Grohl of the Foo Fighters is a total fan of Paris Hilton. So much so he's called P.H. a "total raging, disgusting, rich lazy party slut." Ag, nice way to get yourself in the papers Dave. And no, Paris is definitely NOT adopting four alien blonde babies with Adrian Grenier...but YES, Emmy award winning actress Mary Louise Parker has adopted a baby girl from Africa! 

In hookup land, Courtney Love and Pete Doherty are swapping spit this week -- "Heroes" Co-stars Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia looking extra cozy...50 Cent cancels European tour... OJ Simpson ("The Juice") in a Las Vegas jail on kidnapping and conspiracy charges, could face 35 years in prison! We all know he DID IT (THE murder of the century!!) so why didn't he just lay low?! Stupid @#$*, what goes around comes around!

The past has come back again to haunt Health Minister Manto Tshbalala-Msimang. Apparently back in 1982, in Lusaka, Tshabalala-Msimang was kicked out of the ANC wine tasting club, because she refused to spit.

Cherie Blair is about to write her autobiography. The book titled, “The Woman Behind the Invasion of Iraq” will only hit the shelves in October 2008... but the marketing machine starts today.

Social networking website “Facebook” faces an unprecedented challenge, by a new website, called, “Bookface”. “Bookface” already has two users.