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NEWS TO USE OR LOOSE MONDAY MAY 26TH 2008
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ZIMBABWEAN PRESIDENT ROBERT MUGABE HAS URGED ZIMBABWEANS LIVING IN SOUTH AFRICA TO COME BACK TO ZIMBABWE AND HE’LL GIVE THEM LAND.
“EXCEPT THOSE WHITE ONES OF COURSE, I NEED TO CLARIFY THAT.”
PRESIDENT THABO MBEKI HAS EVENTUALLY DISPLAYED SOME CONCERNS OVER THE XENOPHOBIC ATTACKS.
MBEKI COULDN’T HELP NOTICING HIS PET EGYPTIAN COBRA WAS MISSING. HIS RHODESIAN RIDGEBACK WOULDN’T COME OUT FROM UNDER HIS BED, AND LAST NIGHT’S MOROCCAN CHICKEN TANGIR WASN’T THAT GOOD.
CHELSEA OWNER ROMAN ABRAMOVITCH HAS DUMPED MANAGER AVRAM GRANT.
GRANT’S FATHER SAYS IT’S ALL HIS FAULT. HE NEVER TAUGHT HIS SON TO SMILE.
A NASA SPACE PROBE HAS LANDED ON THE NORTH POLE OF MARS.
BUT THERE WAS NOBODY THERE TO CONGRATULATE IT. JUST DAVID HASSELHOF, HAPPENED TO BE IN THE AREA.
AND IN YOUR FINANCE – MARS BOOKIE URK GRRR UNG HAS JUST MADE A FORTUNE. MOST PUNDITS IN MARS, THOUGHT THEY WERE ALONE IN THE UNIVERSE, UNTIL NASA’S SPCE PROBR ARRIVED.
URK ALWAYS KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING OUT THERE.
“EXCEPT THOSE WHITE ONES OF COURSE, I NEED TO CLARIFY THAT.”
PRESIDENT THABO MBEKI HAS EVENTUALLY DISPLAYED SOME CONCERNS OVER THE XENOPHOBIC ATTACKS.
MBEKI COULDN’T HELP NOTICING HIS PET EGYPTIAN COBRA WAS MISSING. HIS RHODESIAN RIDGEBACK WOULDN’T COME OUT FROM UNDER HIS BED, AND LAST NIGHT’S MOROCCAN CHICKEN TANGIR WASN’T THAT GOOD.
CHELSEA OWNER ROMAN ABRAMOVITCH HAS DUMPED MANAGER AVRAM GRANT.
GRANT’S FATHER SAYS IT’S ALL HIS FAULT. HE NEVER TAUGHT HIS SON TO SMILE.
A NASA SPACE PROBE HAS LANDED ON THE NORTH POLE OF MARS.
BUT THERE WAS NOBODY THERE TO CONGRATULATE IT. JUST DAVID HASSELHOF, HAPPENED TO BE IN THE AREA.
AND IN YOUR FINANCE – MARS BOOKIE URK GRRR UNG HAS JUST MADE A FORTUNE. MOST PUNDITS IN MARS, THOUGHT THEY WERE ALONE IN THE UNIVERSE, UNTIL NASA’S SPCE PROBR ARRIVED.
URK ALWAYS KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING OUT THERE.
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