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POSTED BY GARETH-CLIFF, SEPTEMBER 27, 2007 11:56 AM | PERMALINK |
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Francois Steyn has been cleared of any wrong-doing. But there’s still a bite mark on the Tongan player’s hand. This can be explained – the Tongan bit his own hand. He didn’t want to admit it, because he was embarassed. It turns out that this Tongan has been a hand biter all his life, since he was a child.
After some intensive under-cover journalism, we’ve discovered who Vusi Pikoli is. He is the suspended head of a secret intelligence organisation. That’s all we can say at this stage.
The new tax forms are so difficult, that William Smith has been brought in to help out. So you can pass matric and stay out of court, all in one convenient show.
And in your finance – a bird in the hand will not help you with your tax form, but William Smith will. He just can’t fit on your hand.
After some intensive under-cover journalism, we’ve discovered who Vusi Pikoli is. He is the suspended head of a secret intelligence organisation. That’s all we can say at this stage.
The new tax forms are so difficult, that William Smith has been brought in to help out. So you can pass matric and stay out of court, all in one convenient show.
And in your finance – a bird in the hand will not help you with your tax form, but William Smith will. He just can’t fit on your hand.
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