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THE NEWS TO USE OR LOSE - MONDAY - 11 MAY 2009

POSTED BY GARETH-CLIFF, MAY 11, 2009 09:01 AM | PERMALINK | -6 VOTES

Zizakele “Makhumalo” Zuma is our first lady.

She was introduced to the nation on Saturday.

The other two wives don't mind, after a compromise.

The one wife is in charge of the PVR, and wife number three has first dibs on all the gifts.

 

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Kellogg's breakfast cereal turns 100 years old this week.

But it is best to buy a new box to eat.

Otherwise, you will be chewing forever.

 

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In a "world first", we have two Idols winners.

It would really be a "world first" if we fall for that ridiculous spin.



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1. POSTED BY ANONYMOUS, May 11, 2009 09:10 AM

i think its fair that pres zuma itroduced his first wife to us on saturday,she is the first and the main makotie,either way doesnt matter to us who he shows of,his taking them all 3 to bed,giving them a good time.!!!!!!!!!!!

2. POSTED BY ANONYMOUS, May 11, 2009 09:30 AM

Seeing that Zizakele “Makhumalo” Zuma is now our first lady, she should be a good example of class and health......... like Barack Obama's wife. Instead she is rather obese and has no clothing sense AT ALL! I mean that yellow and black jacket she had on with a PURPLE headdress the other day just screeeeeeeeams one word CLASH!! Couldn't Zuma have picked one of his prettier wives to be first lady? I mean he has to think about the rest of the country too.......... she is actually going to appear on pictures with him going to overseas congresses and stuff! Our country will be the laughing stock of the world!...........if it isn't already due to our "dual winners" in the Idols competition.......... haha

3. POSTED BY ANONYMOUS, May 11, 2009 09:52 AM

2. POSTED BY ANONYMOUS, May 11, 2009 09:30 AM
Seeing that Zizakele “Makhumalo” Zuma is now our first lady, she should be a good example of class and health......... like Barack Obama's wife. Instead she is rather obese and has no clothing sense AT ALL! I mean that yellow and black jacket she had on with a PURPLE headdress the other day just screeeeeeeeams one word CLASH!! Couldn't Zuma have picked one of his prettier wives to be first lady? I mean he has to think about the rest of the country too.......... she is actually going to appear on pictures with him going to overseas congresses and stuff! Our country will be the laughing stock of the world!...........if it isn't already due to our "dual winners" in the Idols competition.......... haha

You anonymous are ridiculous! I bet you are very ugly yourself, going around poking fingers at the first lady! She is the principle wife and so has to be the first lady! Fancy that you compare her to Michelle Obama! How totally insane is that? Michelle is ten years younger, prettier and naturally more learned than Sizakele. Yopu just need to look at yourself first, before you diss the first lady. You just wish you were in her position right? She gonna get anything she wants at a snap of a finger! Ha!

4. POSTED BY ANONYMOUS, May 11, 2009 10:14 AM

The entire Idols debacle has unfortunately tainted the future careers of both 'winners', in particular Sasha-lee coz she'll always be viewd as having cheated Jason outta his moment. Anything she does now will always have a shadow around it, I reckon if she releases an album it'll have to be super brilliant for anyone to buy it. She'll have to prove herself all over again. Methinks she should sue the idiots who caused all this for all they're worth - can someone man up and 'fess up!!!

5. POSTED BY ANONYMOUS, May 11, 2009 11:45 AM

Jason is the true winner and thats the end of it. Pity he had to miss out on the limelight!!!!!!

6. POSTED BY ANONYMOUS, May 12, 2009 02:07 PM

well, all the judges acknowledged tht Sasha is the best vocalist - period

7. POSTED BY ANONYMOUS, May 12, 2009 02:31 PM

Yeah, I agree it is totally unacceptable that the real winner didn't get his time in the limelight ... that moment was meant for him ... NOT FOR SASHA-LEE ...

8. POSTED BY ANONYMOUS, May 13, 2009 05:19 PM

I was kinda hoping that as ANOTHER world first (I think), South Africa would have a first lady, and a second lady, and a third lady, and if JZ deems fit, a forth lady, and so on and so forth...

9. POSTED BY ANONYMOUS, May 13, 2009 05:19 PM

I was kinda hoping that as ANOTHER world first (I think), South Africa would have a first lady, and a second lady, and a third lady, and if JZ deems fit, a forth lady, and so on and so forth...

10. POSTED BY ANONYMOUS, May 13, 2009 05:19 PM

I was kinda hoping that as ANOTHER world first (I think), South Africa would have a first lady, and a second lady, and a third lady, and if JZ deems fit, a forth lady, and so on and so forth...

11. POSTED BY DANTON-TYRONE-STEVENS, May 13, 2009 05:20 PM

I was kinda hoping that as ANOTHER world first (I think), South Africa would have a first lady, and a second lady, and a third lady, and if JZ deems fit, a forth lady, and so on and so forth...

12. POSTED BY DANTON-TYRONE-STEVENS, May 13, 2009 05:20 PM

I was kinda hoping that as ANOTHER world first (I think), South Africa would have a first lady, and a second lady, and a third lady, and if JZ deems fit, a forth lady, and so on and so forth...

13. POSTED BY DANTON-TYRONE-STEVENS, May 13, 2009 05:21 PM

I was kinda hoping that as ANOTHER world first (I think), South Africa would have a first lady, and a second lady, and a third lady, and if JZ deems fit, a forth lady, and so on and so forth...

14. POSTED BY DANTON-TYRONE-STEVENS, May 13, 2009 05:21 PM

I was kinda hoping that as ANOTHER world first (I think), South Africa would have a first lady, and a second lady, and a third lady, and if JZ deems fit, a forth lady, and so on and so forth...

15. POSTED BY DANTON-TYRONE-STEVENS, May 13, 2009 05:42 PM

Sorry people, got a bit carried away with the mouse there, but I could've sworn my comment wasn't being added to the blog... I'm new at this, please don't hurt me! =)


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