Julius Malema turned 28 yesterday, but he says he doesn't feel a day over 14.  What's his secret to his youth? He said, "I just stick to party rhetoric, and attend lots of meetings."

The problems in the Middle East are looking more optimistic than ever. The Dark Lord, US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, is meeting with various role players from the Israelis, to Hamas, and possibly even Fatah, and eventually Iran at a later stage. If she doesn't put the fear of death into these hardened figures, then I just give up.

Snoop Dog has found Islam - he was on stage with Nation of Islam leader, Louis Farrakhan just recently. He couldn't find Judaism... Judaism was busy. He also couldn't find Christianity, because Christianity was working the American Mid-West. And he almost found Buddhism, but it was too far away, hiding away in a mountain in Tibet.

Government is angry. Government says that the World Cup Local Organising Commitee (LOC) is not doing enough to publicise 2010. They say, "All the LOC staff have "2010" as the last four digits of their cell phones - this is simply not enough."

A London pensioner has become a father at the age of 75. Paul-Louis Maraisusay (that's his name), says fatherhood at his age is going very well. He says, "I'm almost deaf, so the crying doesn't keep me up at night." That's just not right.

Senator Edward Kennedy just got knighted by the Queen - the first ever Kennedy to be knighted. Kennedy was really suprised and honoured. He said afterwards, "It was like a shot in the dark, really."... Then everybody at the press conference ducked, just to save themselves.