Former Springbok Joost van der Westhuizen is okay, and will be released from hospital soon, maybe even today.
Doctors have cautioned him though not to over-exert himself for the next couple of weeks.

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Sepp Blatter has given South Africa a 7.5 out of 10 for the Confederations Cup.
Blatter said we lost marks because we didn't have all our hookers in place at the right time.

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Elvis Presley eventually had a chance to face his ex-son-in-law.
They sat down over peanut-butter and banana sandwiches.
You see in heaven, it don't make you fat.
But what really pleased the King of Pop the most, is that it also doesn't stick to the roof of your mouth.

Bafana Bafana meet Brazil tonight in the other confederations cup semi-final. Our national anthem is far superior to the Brazilians. That is all.

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Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi says he's never paid for sex.
He doesn't want to break the strict child-labour laws in italy.

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18 years ago today, civil war in Yugaslavia broke out, when the Republics of Croatia and Slovenia declared their independence.
Now 18 years later these countries break out with gorgeous female tennis players.

Damon is going to windy Cape Town today. In preparation, he has tied an elastic band to the stems of his glasses, so they don't blow off his face.

What kind of idiot straps his glasses to his head like this?