Greasy Burglar

A burglar, who’d just been released on parole, broke into a pizza parlour by cracking his way into the air vents. Problem was the air vent was not only too small, but rather greasy and grimy. He fell through a section of the duct RIGHT above the deep-fryer, but luckily (or unluckily) he got stuck dangling above it. He was re-arrested, covered in grease. And nor doubt, shaaaame. 

18 People who got stuck on a roller-coaster... 

A roller-coaster in China left 18 people hanging when strong winds caused the roller-coaster to stop dead on its tracks. How could this get worse? They were stuck upside down... They were stuck for HLAF AN HOUR - only 6 of them threw up. The wind activated a safety mechanism on the track, which is why the coaster braked. 

Wheelchair-Trucker

Wheelchair-bound Ben Carpenter has muscular dystrophy, and was crossing an intersection in his home town of Paw Paw. (Near Detroit) The light turned green in the opposite direction while he was crossing, and he was hit, and his handles stuck in the grille of a semi-trailer. The truck dragged him along for a few kms at 50mph. He was unharmed, and his wheelchair was only injured on its tyres - most of the rubber burnt off. 

Bashfully Stuck in Mud

A Chinese man was stuck in mud up to his waist in a river on night. He had a cell phone. He was just too embarrassed to call for help! He tried getting out himself for FOUR hours, before giving up and calling out to some passing fishermen. It took emergency services another SEVEN hours to remove him. The firemen who helped him all stripped down to their jocks to get him out. But he was still to embarrassed to remove his own trousers to they could have an easier time getting him out... 

Flushed Cell

Another Chinese man managed to get his arm stuck in a toilet after dropping his phone inside. Rescue workers found him crouched over the loo, with his entire arm submerged up to the shoulder in the drain. They had to break the bowl, and safely removed him from after ten minutes. His arm was a bit cut and bruised. 

Failed Escape

A prisoner in jail in the Mexican city of Valle Hermoso tried to escape on New years eve. He wanted to go the simple route of squeezing himself through the gap between the roof of the prison and the bars of his cell. He ended up completely stuck, and hanging upside down. Laughing guards came to his rescue and cut him free with a chainsaw, before locking him up again. 

Extreme Sticking!

Mustafa Danger is a extreme motorcyclist - mostly doing stunts on high-wires. He got stuck 610ft in the air during a world-record attempt. He was planning on doing a 1640ft crossing without a safety net in Benidorm resort, Spain. Turns out, he just froze with fear just feet away from the end. He did try again, and succeeded. 

Stuck in the Loo

A French Grandmother accidentally broke the lock to her bathroom, and spent a month knocking on the door screaming for help. She survived on tap water, before neighbours realised they hadn’t seen her in a while.