The World Cup is here!

We're at the point where every man, and his dog, and his granny, and her grandchildren, and their children, seem to have a Vuvuzela.

What? You don't? There is no Vuvu in your house? ..... Or as the Pseudo-Posh people would say "You are Sans-Vuvu?" - fear not.

I present - the online Vuvu.....you can take turns and out-Vuvu each other - check out the virtual vuvuzela here they'll give you stats on how long you Vuvu'd for and also on how many people have Vuvu'd before you....(I'm being very PC in my choice of words.)

Blow here.

Wanna have your Face in Space but don't have the gagillions it takes to get there?

So NASA have this site where you can send your face to space, I have no friggin idea what they're gonna do with your face when it gets there...

I quote: "NASA wants to put a picture of you on one of the two remaining space shuttle missions and launch it into orbit. To launch your face into space and become a part of history."

OK...it is kinda cool in a very geeky way.

If you wanna get on board, rocket yourself over to this link - you can get a commemorative certificate signed by the Mission Commander...."Look Mom, it's me...in space, no really. In Space!." .... 28527 US peeps can't be wrong, can they?

Hang on, the map tells me there are 386 Saffas on board.....hold the shuttle, I'm stuck in traffic.